Ok, buckle up. It started with a trip to the deepest depths of Germany, Garmisch-Partenkirchen to be exact, to find the world's finest juniper berries. Charlie, Rebecca & John set off on their adventure, like 3 hobbits off to find Gandalf. Their bags were packed with soda bread and old spot sausages and off they trotted. They found said juniper berries on the edge of a beautiful glade in a hidden valley, beneath the mountains. They were quickly packed on ice (we have loads of cool boxes, being a mobile bar n’all that). They were out of their tasty sausages and soda bread so they filled up on Vollkornbrot and Bratwurst before setting home for the Cotswolds.
 
Upon arrival home, they distilled their gin for 714 years; whispering sweet sweet nothings and drenching the still's with the finest Cotswold spring water. All whilst a harpist plays a special rendition from Mozart’s finest work. 
 
After 714 years of distilling, we bottle using only a pure gold teaspoon; which is handcrafted in Stroud. Only the best, one teaspoon at a time. Slowly slowy catchy monkey. 
 
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Buy our gin, its frickin’ amazing.